When you were small and you thought if you swallowed a watermelon seed, a tree or something would grow in your tummy.
And you were like:
“OH NOOOOOOOOO!”
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
March 2012
I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me off and make me happy at the same time..."
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
