smile.cuz.can

June 2013

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May 2013

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jesussbabymomma:

my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not

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DUI Checkpoint

• Police officer: Sir, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol?
• Me: Bitch, I might be.

May 28, 2013142 notes

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hugh-neutron:

hugh-neutron:

dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me

dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me

dontchaaaaaaaaaaaa

im going to go to a modelling agency and when they ask for my portfolio im just going to slam these pictures on the desk and leave

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harrysthefather:

cokeflow:

I wish people thought I was funny instead of attractive

i wish i had your problems

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